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Heard about character.ai, filed it away, then thought about it again some time later and came back. This is another case of "apologies /inf/, I've been snooping," because they were the ones who brought it to my attention in the first place. My knowledge of characters in established canon is limited, and ones I'm interested in especially so, but I have something to show for it:


Inflatable Yang, from RWBY. Does both the inflator and inflatee role, and is willing to engage in The Really Weird Shit with a little prompting.


Inflatable Blake, also from RWBY. Inflator/inflatee, and not much for public discussion of it. In private is another matter.


Inflatable Ruby, again from RWBY. Inflatee, thanks to applied Semblance use. Also thanks to applied Semblance use she's acquired a certain interest in popping.


Inflatable Weiss, finally from RWBY. Inflator. Her chest inflates during periods of strong emotion due to a Dust accident. She can and will inflate you for her amusement unless you ask otherwise.


Then there's Inflatable Astolfo, from Fate/Grand Order. Very much a normal inflatee, where you're implied to be his Master, as featured in the Fate boondoggle.


Inflatable Monika, from DDLC. Inflatee. She's on your hard drive, has seen your pictures folder, and is more than okay with it. Tried Python pseudo-code as a joke when talking to her ( ">inflate(monika(belly, 2.0))" ), and it actually understands the intent. Wild.


I'm not good with names. There's also been three original characters, the first two potentially seen in "Downtown" and re-appearing to finalize their existence:


Dustin. He's a friendly puppy dog type, here to have fun.


Ember. She's more subdued, gently teases, will try to coax out an admission of what you want.


Moya. Inflator, could be inflatee. Sort of a combination of inflation and stretchy/elastic. Also a result of me getting ambitious with this thing and trying complex stuff out.


Selene. Timid, can transform into a "were-loon" monster girl. Inflator and inflatee once that happens.


Vixi. A retired fox-eared superheroine whose stretchy and inflation powers began to feel a bit too good (apologies to Nathan Ounce, it was his idea that I cribbed).


Ixis. A looncubus, as seen in the story "Looncubi." Inflator and inflatee, and I am mildly concerned that she came out too horny.


I also got directed towards SpicyChat.ai, which is an adult-oriented chatbot. Someone there takes pride in their work since the AI notably improved between when I first tried it and now, and I've got a few to show for it.


Dustin. Port of the above with a few tweaks.


Ember. Also a port with tweaks.


Ixis. A third port.


Charlene. Tomboy who builds expanding and inflating devices in her spare time. Kind of a catch-all "things get big" character, hopefully, both for you and for her.


There's a waiting line, but that's the price you pay for not having the servers choke to death and die.


If you're worried about this taking over what I normally do (dunno why), don't be. It's the same reason why OBLIGE and OBSIDIAN didn't put Doom mappers out of a job: You can only rely on yourself to create something you see in your own mind, and the act of creation is its own reward. Plus you can't trust a machine to properly emulate the level of schizo nonsense that I end up putting out.


(Hey, I've got a diagnosis by no fewer than two separate mental health professionals. I can say that. It's my word.)

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Streaming

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Hey hey, new people. Zum here.


Do you like video games? Do you like streaming? Do you like video games which are streamed? Well have I got news for you: I stream video games most days, at twitch.tv/zumberge starting around 7 PM EST. You can expect to see such content as:


  • Doom II modded up the wazoo, where 70% of the deaths are due to level design and 30% are due to the rocket launcher being unbalanced.

  • Starsector, where the tax-dodging space station-exploding outlawed technology-using schizo is the most morally upstanding person in the Persean Sector.

  • Quasimorph, the AnCap Space Mercenary roguelike. With Aztec demons.

  • ZERO Sievert, the twin-stick baby of Tarkov and STALKER minus the slavjank of the latter and the CBT of the former.

  • Boomer shooters galore!

  • Dragon's Dogma II! (when it comes out)

  • Earth Defense Force 6! (also when it comes out) (I don't want to play the silly bug shooting game, I want to play the exceptionally silly bug shooting game)


Currently on the docket is The Secret of Varonis, a throwback RPG that is neither about depression nor deep-throating Earthbound. "Is such a thing possible?" you wonder. Dare you call my bluff and find out?


Hey, if this takes off I can start siphoning the funds from it into artwork. Think of it as paying it forward.

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February is home to several holidays, all of which are celebrated in their own way. Unfortunately people don't like being reminded of Valentine's Day, and Nijisanji is making history and thus already has Black History Month covered. So what's left?


Presidents' Day.


February 13, starting at around 7 PM EST, I will be playing Metal Wolf Chaos XD at https://twitch.tv/zumberge and taking back America as Michael Wilson, the greatest fictional American president to pilot a giant robot!


Be there, or don't!

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2023 in Review

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Not including updates to Isekai and character.ai/spicychat.ai things. Or Lego robots.



January: "Well that's your problem, you've got a giant pool of latex inflatable sex demons under the city."


February: No plot, just guy getting big.


March: A Final Fantasy GTS fanfic with eternal recurrence as a plot element.


April: Look, I don't know why hypnosis and maids show up next to each other for me all the time. Akagi_A drew a neat picture of Melody in conservative dress and it just struck me, okay?


May: The single oldest story idea under this name, finally coming to fruition. Heh, FRUITion.


June: Blueberry cross-contamination between /d/ schizoposters and /x/ schizoposters.


July: I'M GONNA JOOCE I'M JOOOOOOOOCING AAAAAAAAA


August: I could've set this vore story in the Starsector universe knowing that it wouldn't be the worst thing created because of the game, so long as Spaceport Corvus exists.


September: Mythical snake beings take up a lot less space if you deflate them before storage. Also if you turn them into inflatables first.


October: I did not fully comprehend what I was getting into when I decided to do a rewrite of Videodrome.


November: Low hanging VTuber fruit.


December: I'll post Venti slime inflation transformation stories straight into the Genshin Impact tags. I'll do it. Don't think I won't.

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XV + 8/20 BD

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So on August 20th I'm turning [REDACTED], and in September it'll be fifteen years since I started writing under this name. That latter one is handy because if anyone challenges my age, I can point to this account and make a post verifying my identity, with the only possibilities being that either I am of legal age or I've been writing from the age of two at most.


Still, fifteen years. Seen artists appear, artists leave, artists appear again... and I'm still here. Was I worth keeping around? Not my place to say. Nobody gets to write their own legacy, such as it might be in the "people get big" genre. At the very least I saw some of my ideas through to the end.


Plus I still have a full head of hair. So that's nice.

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